ahhhhhh!!!

It might sound vulgar, but today when I was going to the washroom , a female , a plump one was coming out of the women's rest room(men's and women's washroom are adjacent to each other). and just when she pulled the door open , she heaved a sigh of relief ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!(or with some extra 'h') :D

I was wondering, what it would be inside the women's restroom, so relieving that her heave was so much ecstatic.

I pondered over this issue for a considerable amount of time.

possibilities:

1. she had taken the sigh of relief just after doing whatever relived her, and was so much pleased and wanted to tell the whole world about her happiness(this is very much possible , as she can be a socially affable person, who likes to share )

2. Physics can be behind this: speed of light is definitely much greater then speed of sound. she would have made the sound inside the lavatory, but it reached me later.and she emerged before then her sound.

3. she has used the lavatory first time in her life , thats why she is so much relieved and happy(after all she will be counted among so called high society)

4. Some adjustment bureau is plotting against her.They just made the sound according to her lip movement, so as to socially degrade her(its very unlikely, because only I was present at that time, and I care 2 hoots about her, but care much about this blog, thats y I am writing this )

5.She is suffering from dyslexia.

6. she is suffering from ghajini.

7. She is suffering from constipation.

8.She is from some secret agent service, some under cover cop and it was some code that she wanted to give or was mistaken me from the same fraternity to which she belonged to.

9.this option cant be spoken of , in public(statistical results of vox populi says that).

whatever it is, she will be a good manager, because she is vociferous and is vocal of what she feels.

conclusion: those who fart, burp, hawk , spit in public are good managers or are budding talents for managers

lemma 1 : Indians are born managers

lemma 2: that is why IIM are in India.

Ants, Aunts and Lizards

I am admitting that whatever I write and the heading that I give to it have totally no connection. But what to do, I am like this only.

I do not like reptiles, they are so filthy and repulsive. With Lizards I have a relation of instinctive dislike. They are so creepy. With the passage of time, I have seen those simple yellow colored lizards are not seen anywhere easily, they have been replaced by their more hideous counterpart, which are brown black in color and have scales on their bodies.

I remember , when I was preparing for the entrance exams , I used to study in my room and daily at dawn , these creatures used to come out of their homes, usually behind the tubelights and some other corners.and with it was usually the inception of some gang war. two or more gangs of lizards, each group claiming the reign on their walls. Numerous times I have seen them running behind each other, biting each other, hissing sounds and even have tolerated the smell of their farts. yes these bastards fart as well and its hell intolerable too.

These bloody creatures have wasted my innumerable hours, I have spent hundreds of hours in lizard gazing . wow! I can add one more activity in my resume, and if not resume, then at least facebook, twitter profile.

I am suffering from lizardoJumpingPhobia , whenever I see one, I get the feeling that it will jump on my head. So this blog is about my developing LizardoJumpingPhobia .

One day I entered my room , and saw this little creature on one of the wall. it was hovering all over the place and by the look on its face it was apparent that it was having a fairly good and liberal time .

I said: WTF are you doing here, get out right now.

Lizard was scampering all over the place especially on the Michael Jackson and my favorite Calvin and Hobbs poster.

There was a Paris Hilton poster as well.

Lizard, with a quite annoyed look on its face (as I had intervened in her so called good time).

it jumped on me, and I fell down flat face on the floor.It took me by my throat and started strangulating me and also started banging my head against the wall.But somehow, I got off from her reach and spat on her.The next moment the lizard was lying on floor holding its crotch.

She gave a look as if its Megatron and will unleash the decepticons on me one day.

This fear is still swarming in my brain.

Enough for my hatred for lizards.

Aunts:

I hate them, I despise them.

Especially those who are too nosy, and bulky as well. well most of them are like that only.

I feel quite amazed that they have this special ability to ask any question that they should not ask and they can discuss each matter that exists and does not exists.

although some of them are good , but most of them lie in the annoying category!

I hope they dont follow this blog.