Tuesday, May 17, 2011

ahhhhhh!!!

It might sound vulgar, but today when I was going to the washroom , a female , a plump one was coming out of the women's rest room(men's and women's washroom are adjacent to each other). and just when she pulled the door open , she heaved a sigh of relief ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!(or with some extra 'h') :D
I was wondering, what it would be inside the women's restroom, so relieving that her heave was so much ecstatic.
I pondered over this issue for a considerable amount of time.
possibilities:
1. she had taken the sigh of relief just after doing whatever relived her, and was so much pleased and wanted to tell the whole world about her happiness(this is very much possible , as she can be a socially affable person, who likes to share )
2. Physics can be behind this: speed of light is definitely much greater then speed of sound. she would have made the sound inside the lavatory, but it reached me later.and she emerged before then her sound.
3. she has used the lavatory first time in her life , thats why she is so much relieved and happy(after all she will be counted among so called high society)
4. Some adjustment bureau is plotting against her.They just made the sound according to her lip movement, so as to socially degrade her(its very unlikely, because only I was present at that time, and I care 2 hoots about her, but care much about this blog, thats y I am writing this )
5.She is suffering from dyslexia.
6. she is suffering from ghajini.
7. She is suffering from constipation.
8.She is from some secret agent service, some under cover cop and it was some code that she wanted to give or was mistaken me from the same fraternity to which she belonged to.
9.this option cant be spoken of , in public(statistical results of vox populi says that).

whatever it is, she will be a good manager, because she is vociferous and is vocal of what she feels.

conclusion: those who fart, burp, hawk , spit in public are good managers or are budding talents for managers

lemma 1 : Indians are born managers
lemma 2: that is why IIM are in India.

1 comment:

  1. i think she talked to smbdy over phn...n gave sch expressions

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