modesty,show off ,modesty and show off

...To be continued....

whatever I wanted to write about, the feelings , they have sunk down a little , So it will be better to sit for a while and reflect upon it rather then hitting keys haphazardly.

Parabola

In higher mathematics I have studied somewhere that the 2 arms of the parabola meet at infinity(Even if the fact is good for nothing, you are just mistaken as it has become the starting lines of my this .....(blog/writing/whatever)).

While coming home in the cab today, I saw a little girl in the car adjacent to ours playing with the scales, the Libran scales.I looked at her and at her toy with great interest, the scales were swaying to one direction and then to other.Just then that girl looked at me ,a white and a numb face, I must admit that it was a peculiar face with an unusual flair.

I was thinking hard what is so unusual about it, then it struck to me,her EYES. they were so so penetrating, pitch black,so intense that Roentgen could have used her for his X ray experiments.

hmm....I digressed from the main point.

the point was not that girl , neither were her eyes.

after seeing her, somewhere from the stacks of my memory a dialogue flashed through ,very similar to when a person gets back his "khoi hui yaadasht" in ghisi piti bollywood flick.

Someone once said to me,you live in extremes, you are never stable, either you are too happy or just completely detached. you live on the edge and blah blah....

by now you wud have guessed the gender of the speaker as well.

anyways, thats not the point either.

Neither I am the subject of this writing...

now parabola comes to the picture, the arms are definitely diverging both as the function of time and space but they meet somewhere at infinte, now drag your ass to that point and imagine the behaviour of the curve, it wud be like the alphabet 'X'-converging-meeting-diverging.

now lets come to real life sweet and sour are two extremes of taste, gooseberry i think its aanwla , most sour thing ever went to my mouth tastes sweet if u try to devour the taste(its a reality).

same can be possible for sweet as well(I dont have proofs for this one).

lets come to reel life: Christopher Nolan in his movie th dark knight, chose the joker as the bad guy.Why? joker is thought to be a person who is light hearted and fun loving, he showed the inverted form of joker in the masterpiece character.

I am sitting in this cramped bar and instead of getting drunk n wasted , doing this blog shit.

my thoughts are going haywire!!

they say a pesrson who never gets angry turns to a mad bull when he is furious.

in all the examples, i dunno why am i able to see some symmetric relationship.

u dont need a phase shift of 180 degree for getting to the other part,u can just simply walk over the circle which connects them.

good-bad,happy-sad,sour-sweet are not extremes, they are well connected by strong invisible threads which lead to each other.

keep living in extremes,u ll love it.

Canines G0 Bo!nk

I don't detest them,but definitely not too fond of them either. frankly speaking, I feel like throwing up multicolored puke just at the mere thought of sleeping with a pet,cuddling , snogging ,and letting it lick you!

ewww!!

thats disgusting(to me of course,and i dont care about others in this regard)!

some may think ,i am going haywire and just another moron giving his crap and shitless opinions!

my answer to them- "they consider it crap and shitless because they have so much to care about their pets as they are being filled with more and more crap and shit by their mute companions,so in front of all the holy droppings and poop ,its shitless,i admit!!"

i focus on the dogs,because that is the first animal that ur brainy brain generates on hearing the word pet!

why do people like dogs as their friend?

'this is the question'..well it never came to the socrates sitting in my mind until i heard robert de'niro telling ben stiller ,over their preference of pets.

i plagiarize a lot, i admit it!

and will continue to do it,as long as i can.

but howsoever dumb a person can be,his brain never fails to pop out weird questions,there is some question generating code which is trapped in an infinite loop,and its so effective that gives the ability to raise doubts on the intersection and union of both 'everything and none'.

this all general philosophy was to demonstrate my desire to further explore the dogs/bitches and their owners.

:))

dogs are great at wagging their tails and so are their masters.

when they come home dogs go lunatic and wag tails as enthusiastically as when somebody relieves itself from great indigestion.

the dog is happy coz he sees the master and the master is happy coz he gets the assurance that at least someone is there in this bloody world who likes him and is ready to take his tempers, and for a change, there is a living being who is not scared at his hideous face!

and this works fine,a symbiotic relationship!

a dog is a shallow animal,keeps on telling the world that he loves it and needs love.care and different types of blah blah blah at a continuous constant rate, if not monotonically increasing.

so is his master.

so next time when you see a hunk ,or a military uncle running with his ferocious lab,or afgan terrier, pity him for being so vulnerable.

2nd things:: when you scream at your pet dog,it never retaliates,never ever,even though if its ferocious Afghan Terrier or a dumb pug !

instead its tail goes between its legs ,its ear goes down and one can see clearly the moist eyes begging for mercy.

that is idiosyncratic for a dog , and so for the master.

so crude derivation can be inferred as the dogs are good at changing colors of emotion.

so are there masters. a dog is easy to break, and they sell their individuality with the mood blues and upswings of the master.

so a dog lover is one who likes to keep less emotionally strong beings , likes to rule, gives unnecessary air to themselves, and associate all the negativities with the dog lovers/owners.

:))

now from the two assertions its clear that dog lovers like to rule,but because they are vulnerable,they are considered to be a loser,because they try to fit two widely different ideas in their itchy skin.

well,i dont have anything against dog lovers,they can be gibberish if they want to.its just de niro who inspired me .so no 'mea culpa' here.

may be its a very cynical way of looking at things,but thats how i am ...

no issues!!

ps: i maintained a single gender throughout the writing,so female dog lovers dont be disappointed,i hate u as much as i hate ur male counterparts.

1st Feb or 2nd Feb

Don't know from where should I start.I have around 23 minutes to finish this piece of writing.

ohk...lets begin...Right now I have every reason to detest the day,but on a second note it has been one of the memorable days of my life ,inception of 2 big things.

one is quite obvious and the 2nd one is for those who know...

as they say one relation which is most greatest experience in this world is that of friendship...u are the creator ,mother-father, caretaker for this relation. u dont get it by default, u chose it urself nurture it and tend it to such a level where it becomes unnecessary to use words,it just becomes by default.

I dont understand this phenomenon on any level be it technical,chemical,psychological or philosophical.

ok......enough of this psychological crap.....

hmm the things started from aaaaaa....orkut....then a nodding ,which was proceeded by me placing my ass adjacent to the mainstream actor of the greatest mystery ever....afterall who is RAM???

as its said, that it feels like two random particles in space and time with different inertial and spatial coordinates , moving akin to a milling crowd , collide to each other like the particles do in the hadron collider.

I dont know from where did all that similarity has cropped up, I sometimes feel the alter ego part is existing.

apart from the power of eloquence and impeccable sense of humor, this was the date of birth of a waste fellow..who is indispensable.

Vodka .....

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