ewww!!
thats disgusting(to me of course,and i dont care about others in this regard)!
some may think ,i am going haywire and just another moron giving his crap and shitless opinions!
my answer to them- "they consider it crap and shitless because they have so much to care about their pets as they are being filled with more and more crap and shit by their mute companions,so in front of all the holy droppings and poop ,its shitless,i admit!!"
i focus on the dogs,because that is the first animal that ur brainy brain generates on hearing the word pet!
why do people like dogs as their friend?
'this is the question'..well it never came to the socrates sitting in my mind until i heard robert de'niro telling ben stiller ,over their preference of pets.
i plagiarize a lot, i admit it!
and will continue to do it,as long as i can.
but howsoever dumb a person can be,his brain never fails to pop out weird questions,there is some question generating code which is trapped in an infinite loop,and its so effective that gives the ability to raise doubts on the intersection and union of both 'everything and none'.
this all general philosophy was to demonstrate my desire to further explore the dogs/bitches and their owners.
:))
dogs are great at wagging their tails and so are their masters.
when they come home dogs go lunatic and wag tails as enthusiastically as when somebody relieves itself from great indigestion.
the dog is happy coz he sees the master and the master is happy coz he gets the assurance that at least someone is there in this bloody world who likes him and is ready to take his tempers, and for a change, there is a living being who is not scared at his hideous face!
and this works fine,a symbiotic relationship!
a dog is a shallow animal,keeps on telling the world that he loves it and needs love.care and different types of blah blah blah at a continuous constant rate, if not monotonically increasing.
so is his master.
so next time when you see a hunk ,or a military uncle running with his ferocious lab,or afgan terrier, pity him for being so vulnerable.
2nd things:: when you scream at your pet dog,it never retaliates,never ever,even though if its ferocious Afghan Terrier or a dumb pug !
instead its tail goes between its legs ,its ear goes down and one can see clearly the moist eyes begging for mercy.
that is idiosyncratic for a dog , and so for the master.
so crude derivation can be inferred as the dogs are good at changing colors of emotion.
so are there masters. a dog is easy to break, and they sell their individuality with the mood blues and upswings of the master.
so a dog lover is one who likes to keep less emotionally strong beings , likes to rule, gives unnecessary air to themselves, and associate all the negativities with the dog lovers/owners.
:))
now from the two assertions its clear that dog lovers like to rule,but because they are vulnerable,they are considered to be a loser,because they try to fit two widely different ideas in their itchy skin.
well,i dont have anything against dog lovers,they can be gibberish if they want to.its just de niro who inspired me .so no 'mea culpa' here.
may be its a very cynical way of looking at things,but thats how i am ...
no issues!!
ps: i maintained a single gender throughout the writing,so female dog lovers dont be disappointed,i hate u as much as i hate ur male counterparts.
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